Loki’s age is 1048 years old

team-hiddleston:

mistletease:

mudokun:

According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.

In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.

Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17

#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage

Yes

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halaalpussy:

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

i will never ever get over this “cheese.. TAKE THE PICTURE”

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

corneliusalba:

constable-frozen:

olaf mark7

what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this

gothpornstar:

bastard-youth:

asian:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

I FEEL SO SAD SEEING THE DOG’S FACE

OH MY GOD

STOP HES SO SAD

AWWWW

Oh baby, give me one more chance,

To show you that I love you.

Won’t you please let me back in your heart!

#marriage

they got my dick message!

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

FIGURE OF MYTH   |   ATLAS

Who carried the world on his shoulders?

thatsmoderatelyraven:

argeacore:

yes 

not taking any chances

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

motordives:

things that are okay

  1. queer hogwarts students
  2. muggleborns at hogwarts headcanons
  3. in-depth analyses of the hogwarts’ houses
  4. neato graphics
  5. new in-text/in-movie connections 

things that are not okay

  1. sad stories of george living in a world without fred